Impossible. Helen Thomas Is Indestructible, People.
“Washington, D.C. legend Helen Thomas has been off the job for the past three weeks suffering from a gastric infection that has caused her to miss her weekly column for Hearst Newspapers, according to Hearst D.C. Bureau Chief Chuck Lewis.” [E&P]
Oooh! An octogenarian “gastric infection!” Just in time for the lunch hour! You can thank me later. (Um. Ew, gross, Helen Thomas’ rattley insides, ew, ew, retch.)

June 20th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Come on, you know Keith Richards and the roaches will go the way of the dinosaurs before Helen thomas. You just know ..