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Wasilla, Alaska. City Hall. For Reals.

This Is What Happens When I Go To Upper East Side Hotel Bars Alone To People-Watch

Call me trite, call me sanctimonious, call me cynical, it may be all true. Then again, so was this:

“I would like television to produce some itching pills rather than this endless outpouring of tranquilizers. It can be done. Maybe it won’t be, but it could.” —October 15, 1958, Chicago

MTV Networks is currently casting for new character walk-ons for returning game show in its 3rd Season. Must be willing to commute to NYC for Rehearsal and shoot day. LOOKING for an eccentric woman with long armpit hair for role where she is willing to remove it after months or possibly even years since shaving. [Via, naturally]

“Congratulations to the great John Cook on the new gig.”(via alexbalk)

Signs That It’s Time To Move Out Already When you’re no longer able to tell whether that