There’s really nothing like going to your tenth high school reunion to make you feel like Wooderson.
Posted in Aging With Irritation on April 25th, 2009 by Maggie – Be the first to comment


Issue forth all the clever heavy-handed points you please, fellas: Until you've been trapped in the middle of a Vomit Epidemic at a remote boarding school, the location of which was chosen to inspire community, Thoreauvian adolescent epiphanies and the assurance that anyone using a ten-speed (fastest transport available) to make a break for it would have little luck, then YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY RELATE. THE AGONY. THE FEAR. And the HELPLESSNESS.*

CNN has ACTUALLY entitled the next hour of programming thusly: "Our special investigation: 'Somali Pirates: Can They Be Stopped?'"
Good goddamn GRIEF. I formally declare the line between local news shops and major media outfits to be null, void, squished, etc.
What's that? I'm seven or so years late to this revelation? Oh.
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