Barack, Dude. People Don’t TALK in Standard Harvard Outline Format, Yo. For Reals.
GOD ALMIGHTY, how I wish President Obama would quit issuing these hyper-precise, MLA-outlined exposition-enhanced speeches. I’m developing an allergy to persuasive rhetorical communication techniques, and that’s AGAINST MY CHARACTER.
I shall now prepare for the eventual day where I will have to admit missing George Bush saying silly and ridiculous things about being The Decider.