Poor Joplin, Missouri.
2Admittedly, should you find yourself in the path or the aftermath of an F4 tornado sustaining winds of 190 mph, I’d guess it’s entirely natural to become deeply attached to whatever armor you’ve got, particularly if it weighs a couple of tons and you might as well …
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CNN, You Jackasses; Give TMZ Some Effing PROPS.
CNN, You Jackasses; Give TMZ Some Effing PROPS. Or at least don’t completely ignore them—and all the many many other news sources who’ve confirmed their scoop on MIchael Jackson’s death. Oh, and it appears the King of Pop’s departure has also finished off the LATimes …
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Today In Ludicrous Headlines
CNN has ACTUALLY entitled the next hour of programming thusly: “Our special investigation: ‘Somali Pirates: Can They Be Stopped?’” Good goddamn GRIEF. I formally declare the line between local news shops and major media outfits to be null, void, squished, etc. What’s that? I’m seven …
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27-Year-Old Ben Ferguson Talks Piracy on CNN, I Am Jealous
I am two months older than 27-year-old Ben Ferguson, who spent the last five minutes gabbing about piracy live on CNN, an international news network. I am schadenfreudically thankful that he sounded precisely his age (with apologies to myself et al, for stereotyping 27-year-olds.) Also, …
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