Maggie Shnayerson

Manhattan pub bans 'Danny Boy' during month of March

Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live? What? What? Who authorized this bullshit? I just started this little time-wasting "blog" thing, but a mourning period may be called for.

It's this kind of thing that makes me glad I refrained from starting a meth lab in my basement in lieu of a "steady" paycheck.