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Because I Hate To Be Horrified Alone, You Too Must Watch NatGeo’s “My Child Is A Monkey”

August 7, 2010 by Maggie No Comments »


My Child is a Monkey | NatGeo

These people, who adopt three-day-old monkeys, stick them in diapers, and call themselves ‘Monkey Mothers,’ are completely insane. I’d really very much like to throttle one of them to within an inch of their lives. ABC covered similar ground in 2008.

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Dear CNN:

June 22, 2009 by Maggie No Comments »



Thus far, you have yet to send me a ‘Breaking News’ alert regarding the dissolution of the ten-year marriage of Jon and Kate Gosselin.

I appreciate that thoughtfulness.

Don’t you dare fuck it up at the top of the hour.

Love, Maggie

 
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