InOtherNews Just Always Gets the Goods—Right AND First. Oh! Sorta Like TMZ On This One.
Screenshot for those of you who can’t log on to the LA Times site.
Much Ado About Not Much
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On your left, Republican vice presidential pick Sarah Palin. On your right, the hot teacher-stripper from the MTV football flick Varsity Blues.

OMG, did you hear Jessica Coen made the Olympics?!

Hmmmm…or maybe that’s just all-around gold medal favorite Shawn Johnson, who happens to look just like her. Just, um…a tad more flexible.
UPDATE: I have yet to meet a heterosexual male who can correctly identify the color of a woman’s hair. It’s kind of phenomenal:
From: Hamilton Nolan <razethat@yahoo.com>
Date: August 11, 2008 2:04:10 PM EDT
To: pareene@gawker.com, Maggie Shnayerson <maggie.shnayerson@gmail.com>
You think all blond people look alike. So racist.
Then again, he’s not wrong about my being racist.