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Barack, Dude. People Don’t TALK in Standard Harvard Outline Format, Yo. For Reals.
0GOD ALMIGHTY, how I wish President Obama would quit issuing these hyper-precise, MLA-outlined exposition-enhanced speeches. I’m developing an allergy to persuasive rhetorical communication techniques, and that’s AGAINST MY CHARACTER. I shall now prepare for the eventual day where I will have to admit missing George Bush …
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Barack, Dude. People Don’t TALK in Standard Harvard Outline Format, Yo. For Reals.
GOD ALMIGHTY, how I wish President Obama would quit issuing these hyper-precise, MLA-outlined exposition-enhanced speeches. I’m developing an allergy to persuasive rhetorical communication techniques, and that’s AGAINST MY CHARACTER. I shall now prepare for the eventual day where I will have to admit missing George …
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Damn, It’s Hard To Remain Objective About This Guy. Also—Barack Obama Says ‘Fuck’ Too!
“The debates unnerved both candidates. When he was preparing for them during the Democratic primaries, Obama was recorded saying, ‘I don’t consider this to be a good format for me, which makes me more cautious. I often find myself trapped by the questions and thinking …
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Rhyme & Rhetoric, Taught This Fall By Professor Barack Obama
“There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as president. And we know the government can’t solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I …
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Misleading Headlines: Obama Still Doesn’t Have A Date To The Prom
Oh, CNN, he did not. This looky-here headline implies that John Edwards gave Barack Obama the Heisman after the Democratic nominee asked him to be his running mate. What does CNN’s story actually say? Edwards is doing the de rigeur political courtship thing: “Oh no, …
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