Maggie Shnayerson

Christ amighty—do you ever eat? How’s the pay for professional commentating anyways? (She asked, ironically.)

Gawker's Pharmaceutical Leitmotif

I dearly love Sheila, but it was one thing when Denton had us—or, rather, Richard Morgan, on his one and only day on the job!—soliciting the opinions of Gawker commenters on their stimulant of preference. It’s a whole other farm of fleas when he’s got his staffers discussing theirs. Kind of a downer. (My most sincere apologies for that one. Sincerely.)

Raise your hands if you’re interested in a benzo-themed retro-Gonzo media phase! Or just visit Erowid.org, like everyone else.  Psst, Sheils: is it just me or does your post somewhat sort of slightly resemble this thing?

Beeline it to your nearest morally-compromised physician’s office and go into a laundry list of your kindergartner’s rambunctious tendencies. Accept practically automatic prescription for stimulant medication. Fill. Consume daily. Rinse. Repeat.

I so totally never saw coke coming as the BNLer drug of choice. Although God knows why, after the beats per minute rate of “One Week.” Oh, and every other BNL song.